2010 – March 29 (Creature will be stirring)

  • Why is it that, as soon as I bring out my mallet, not a creature will be stirring, not even a mouse?
  • Gumballs and ball gags – the difference is minute, except for a first grade show-and-tell.
  • There are fewer parties at the Playboy mansion now that it smells like grandpa’s shack in the woods.
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