2010 – March 5 (Where your wife’s cheeks end)

  • It’s time for a mistress when you can’t tell where your wife’s cheeks end and her boobs start.
  • Springtime: The time of year when spitting a piece of Sausage Egg McMuffin out the side window may cause a motorcycle accident.
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