- Scientist can now tell how much a man farts by examining his genes… You can also do it the old-fashioned way – checking his jeans.
- Today, I got my penis stuck in a revolving door and then things took a turn for the worse…
- Caught a Fear Factor repeat and it reminded me how much I miss watching over-achievers eat pig rectums.
- A Baywatch movie is supposedly in the works. Germans hope it will feature David Hasselhoff’s b-cups in slow motion, one last time.
- Note to self: Take down the Brokeback Mountain poster in the bathroom, before the guys come over for poker night.
- I’m honouring International Women’s Day by not eating the last piece of pie in the fridge. Also, buying a box of wine to help with laundry.
