- I always think outside the box… My problems start once I get in to it, and agree to all kinds of stupid “to-do list” shit.
- I’m drunk enough now to try to make new friends. (a) Will you forgive me if I play grab-ass with your mom? (b) Do you own a brewery? DM me!
- In the better, parallel universe, bacon IS a vegetable and your mom flosses.
- However, I did read the Bible for the first time but stopped where Cain had sex with a woman that appeared from nowhere. Not very realistic!
- We did go to the funeral this morning but we ended up walking in to the church one hour early! I didn’t enjoy that at all.
- If you give a pig an edible thong, he’ll want some beer to go with it. You’ll give him some sweet beer, and then you fuck his brother…
- Back to regular programming after I find a beer, lamb chops and some Astroglide.
