2010 – May 12 (Yummy White Russians)
- Pro tip: Yummy White Russians using Milk of Magnesia instead of cream! The best part is wh… brb.
- By George! Twitter is slow today, and that’s saying something because George is a complete douche.
- Taking my daughter shopping for shoes this afternoon… It’s that or attend a Tupperware party with sex-starved housewives. Wait a minute!
- I have never had a penchant for anything but I do have a definite liking to boobs, beer and chicken wings.
- My favourite Angelfish died today. Just like that – $45 down the drain.
- To clarify: It’s not like I despise Lost and “losties?” I just prefer waiting for the inevitable movie to be recapped in a tweet.
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