2010 – May 21 (Don’t understand gay relationships)

  • Maybe I’m old-fashioned but I don’t understand gay relationships. How the heck do you determine who sleeps on the downstairs couch?
  • I almost adopted two beagle puppies today. On a related note: I almost got divorced today.
  • They are only Twitter profile pictures… If the profiles told the whole story – I would be licking my balls instead of writing this tweet.
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