2010 – May 22 (Help clean up the Gulf oil spill)

  • Even if I lived there, I wouldn’t help clean up the Gulf oil spill. However, I would volunteer to skin and make buoys out of BP management.
  • I lost this little good luck charm that my daughter doesn’t remember making for me. With my luck, she will ask about it any second now.
  • With the size 16 Croc in our car’s glove compartment, I’m able to reach back in to the backseat and the top of my kids’ heads. #VacationTip
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