2010 – May 28 (Sideboob to an unknown indie web comic)

  • Warning! Changing your avi from featuring sideboob to an unknown indie web comic character – it will impede my ability to star and stalk!
  • Dang. Hot shower! I’m so clean you could eat banana bread out of the crack of my ass! Oh, cancel that visual… Sushi off my chest! Yeah.
  • Time for a shower because I smell like a lost gym bag. Don’t worry, I’ll be back to star the crap out of you in a little bit cuz I haz beer!
  • Scaring kids, the natural sound to make is, “Booo!” My 5-year-old yells, “Porn pop-up!” He gets me every time the little bastard.
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