- Warning! Changing your avi from featuring sideboob to an unknown indie web comic character – it will impede my ability to star and stalk!
- Dang. Hot shower! I’m so clean you could eat banana bread out of the crack of my ass! Oh, cancel that visual… Sushi off my chest! Yeah.
- Time for a shower because I smell like a lost gym bag. Don’t worry, I’ll be back to star the crap out of you in a little bit cuz I haz beer!
- Scaring kids, the natural sound to make is, “Booo!” My 5-year-old yells, “Porn pop-up!” He gets me every time the little bastard.
