2010 – May 4 (All your moms)

  • Besides… All your moms will love me for it.
  • I’m helping my son’s Pre-Kindergarten class make Mother’s Day gifts. Yeah, I know, I’m lame that way but I can’t resist glitter… and glue!
  • Recession and all… I’m excited because my credit score is again on par with Joseph Stalin’s moustache.
  • Spent the day drinking beer while pretending to tune up the kids’ bikes. My wife is so pleased; I might just get lucky tonight. Win!
  • Any man that says he has married the woman of his dreams really needs to wake up and smell the bacon the contortionist next door is frying.
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