2010 – May 6 (Matching the description)

  • Hearing Chris De Burgh’s ‘Lady In Red’ always draws a tear to my eye when I have a hooker matching the description, in the trunk of my car.
  • “Okay, let’s meet tomorrow at noon by the big tree where the elephants piss.” Nigerian scammers love that reply. Try it.
  • Using my daughter’s quote, “Fucking 50 dollar lipstick” to draw nosebleeds on my son’s playmates, was not the best idea I ever had.
  • Grade 5 math: ‘How many douche bags that couldn’t find another hobby do you find in a barbershop quartet? Explain in mathematical terms!’
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