2010 – May 7 (Lobster was spectacular)
- The lobster was spectacular, and the crab inner thigh-like. I did a great job… To top this, I think I will have to grow a second penis.
- My nipples are perky in anticipation of tonight’s orgy of lobster, crab and Riesling. Oh, yeah, I’ll still end up sleeping on the couch.
- I learned everything I ever needed to know about oral sex from eating pain-fried noodles. Looking at my build – I’m a freaking expert.
- There’s just something about homo erotica that doesn’t work for me. I can’t quite put my finger in it.
- Golf needs more cowbell.
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