2010 – May 8 (Horses appeared on the beach)
- I watched Nights in Rodanthe today and I managed not to throw up until the very end when the horses appeared on the beach.
- If you’re on meth and you know it, pick at scabs. If you’re on meth and you know it, then your face will surely show it, pick at scabs.
- My ghost is a nanny cam for Jesus when he’s busy watching YOU masturbate. I don’t like it one bit. On Sunday, let’s ask them to please stop!
- When buying a house with a murdered grandma living in the basement walls, how to make her stop pulling at your Snuggie during sausage play?
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