2010 – November 12 (Friday night clubbing tip)

  • Friday night clubbing tip: I wash my chest and back hair with puppy dog shampoo… Women that like it – LIKE IT A LOT! Guys, you’re welcome!
  • I’m so Hetro that at suburban house parties I rather eat questionable deli meats than dance to Lady Gaga.
  • Tip! When your wife asks you, “How many beers have you had?” Right answer: “I don’t know… less than 14?” Wrong answer: “Make me sammich!”
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