- I’m sneaking cheese fondue and some Syrah when my wife hits the sack because I only bought enough for four people. Wish me luck!
- “I HAD 17 MARS BARS AND NOW I HAVE 8! YOU ATE 9! I WANT THEM BACK NOW!” I knew putting him in Pre-K would come back and bite my in the ass.
- Twitter equilibrium: Always follow up a misspelled tweet with something you have fed through the spell-checker thrice. <- Check out the H!
- Mexico 1994. We t-shirt contest. Marie-Pierre from Quebec City. She didn’t win. Last time I voted. #Disillusioned
