- Thanks, you guys! You are so much better than my real friends who drink all the beer.
- AND tomorrow is my 1-year Twitter anniversary! I can’t wait to open up all the cool presents you are getting for me…
- Only 2 more for 600 and I have to go out and stab a hotdog vendor, as that was the deal I made with Satan: http://favstar.fm/users/Beerhaze
- There’s nothing like having sex on a polar bear pelt; just grab those ears from some extra thrust power! Sorry, WITH a polar bear pelt…
- Every time I hear that damned, ‘Christmas Shoes’ played in the mall – I shoplift something. #Confessions
- My wife has been looking for the Christmas CDs for over two hours. I don’t have the heart to tell her about my mid-January eggnog rage.
