2010 – November 27 (Quiet on Twitter this early)

  • It’s sooooo quiet on Twitter this early in the morning… I’m too afraid to say vagi… No, shhhhh….. We’ll let them all sleep.
  • Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, so puppy and I ate all the leftover Carbonara for breakfast and crop-dusted the house.
  • If I’m not starring your tweet: out with the pup, feeding kids or tugging at myself… IF I follow – I read your tweets – I’m sad that way.
  • I like your DMs! I do try to reply to those, except when you send links to pictures of boobs and dicks, because I don’t multi-task at all.
  • I don’t do all the @’s but I read all the freaky shit that you say – then I blush – and yes, often tug my salami at your avi’s… Mmm.
  • Yeah! My one-year Twitter anniversary! Today! One year on Twitter – I can’t believe it! Still married – can’t believe it!
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