2010 – November 5 (Another guy frightens me)

  • A threesome involving another guy frightens me… I know his dick will be smaller than mine but what if he’s all into poetry and shit?
  • I don’t sleepwalk but I often grab my wife by the ears and make her suckle on one of my teats while calling her Morgan Freeman. Gift ideas?
  • I have already written the apology letter and picked out a brisket recipe for the day I’m having my dog neutered. That’s a guy thing, right?
  • Dear followers, when I follow you back, please don’t DM asking me for anonymous gay sex or to ‘Like’ you on Facebook. It’s creepy.
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