2010 – October 1 (Make any woman levitate)
- My super power is… No, I don’t think I have a super power. Well, I can make any woman levitate when going down – does that count?
- Rubbing your manhood with speckled tree snails works better than Viagra and Cialis. Just don’t tell her about it… You are welcome!
- Rough morning. I passed out on the couch last night watching Dora the Explorer and woke up with my Snuggie seemingly glued to my crotch.
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