2010 – October 20 (Upstairs watching baseball)

  • The wife is upstairs watching baseball. I’m downstairs drinking beer and watching porn. My life has been perfect for 8 innings now.
  • There are now so many boobs in my timeline that I can’t let my kids star your tweets for me tonight.
  • It’s so cute when your 5-year-old prepares his own school lunch. Not cute when you have to go there and wrestle a Red Bull from his hands.
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