2010 – October 21 (Old-fashioned way)

  • My lipstick doesn’t seem to come off on Favstar, so I guess I have to do it the old-fashioned way… Guys?
  • As a teen, I was horribly afraid of horse semen… I mean, I was petrified! Just imagine my exhilaration when I saw my first baby girl.
  • I need a brownie to help me relax and remember where I hid my brownies from the cops (read: Jehovahs) that banged on my door. Screwed…
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