- My lipstick doesn’t seem to come off on Favstar, so I guess I have to do it the old-fashioned way… Guys?
- As a teen, I was horribly afraid of horse semen… I mean, I was petrified! Just imagine my exhilaration when I saw my first baby girl.
- I need a brownie to help me relax and remember where I hid my brownies from the cops (read: Jehovahs) that banged on my door. Screwed…