- To my recent followers: Sorry, I really love dogs… I also love women that bend in ungodly ways! And beer. So, yeah, fuck you!
- My teats are aching… Oh, puppy dog love… Like cougar love, right? Never mind, Wasabi popcorn and James Bond on VHS should distract me.
- I spent two hours choosing a puppy today – he couldn’t come home yet… Right now, I would rather be licked by him than Charlize Theron.
- I have been too wiped to tweet: Wife’s birthday, moving some of my silliness on to beerhaze.com, puppy (hopeful pick-up tomorrow), porn…
