2010 – October 4 (Since you last changed your underwear)

  • Really, those “cute winks” my dog does when you pet him is just him telling me how long it’s been since you last changed your underwear.
  • She hated my mixed-tape back in high school. Last month she gave birth to her ninth baby. Thanks for saving my life, Depeche Mode!
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