2010 – October 5 (Ancient tampon)

  • Lint wrapped around a small piece of wood – an ancient tampon. Thanks Discovery Channel, that tidbit will really help me fall asleep.
  • My wife has given me permission to check out this bitch in a kennel in St-Eustache. I hope she realizes it’s a dog or there will be hell.
  • There is now a hot redhead working the cash at the gas station… Related: I have Magnum condoms and cinnamon gum to give away? DM me.
  • You would trust Jesus to take the wheel? Really. I wouldn’t allow him to change the bong water as he never did anything like that either.
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