- Lint wrapped around a small piece of wood – an ancient tampon. Thanks Discovery Channel, that tidbit will really help me fall asleep.
- My wife has given me permission to check out this bitch in a kennel in St-Eustache. I hope she realizes it’s a dog or there will be hell.
- There is now a hot redhead working the cash at the gas station… Related: I have Magnum condoms and cinnamon gum to give away? DM me.
- You would trust Jesus to take the wheel? Really. I wouldn’t allow him to change the bong water as he never did anything like that either.
