2010 – September 11 (Put roofies in my drink)

  • Tip! When your date asks you: “You didn’t put roofies in my drink, did you?” Right answer: “No.” Wrong answer: “NOooooo”.
  • For some reason we avoid each other on Favstar… I feel awkward. Our balls didn’t accidentally touch at the urinals! I like you. Your move.
  • I’m a Pisces. People that supposedly know better say that ‘we’ don’t like talking during sex…Tweeting: “SHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh, she’s out cold!”
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