2010 – September 14 (Never in a million years)
- Never in a million years would I have imagined that receiving a retweet would make me lactate with anticipation. Please shoot me.
- Odds are that she won’t complain even though she ends up getting rug burns on her forehead.
- You’ll probably think a third nut is one too many unless you work as shark bait.
- On eHarmony, ‘I love mashed potatoes’ is code for ‘I have dentures’. You are very welcome.
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