- I just caught myself humming along to a Michael Bublé song! My nut snake twitched too… Yeah, I’ll spit on the floor to even things out.
- Guys, if all else fails, bring home a box of wine when she’s ovulating. You are welcome!
- You feed and clothe your teenagers, provide shelter and buy iPods and crap, so that they don’t stab you to death in your sleep, right?
- Tip! When stuck in a mall elevator with a stranger, do not try to break the awkward silence by asking, “Do you need to take a dump too?”
