- I didn’t feel threatened by my wife’s vibrator until I used it to remove the lock and handle from our garage door.
- Glee starts tomorrow! I’m so excited that my wife and kids are hitting a premier party that my vodka and nipple clamps are already chilling!
- Our neighbour’s hot S&M moans turned out to be their heat pump in defrost mode. Yeah, less guilt sneaking in to their backyard tonight.
- Tonight, one bottle of wine = one tweet. Twitter is expensive! I wish glue would be as effective here as they seem to be on Facebook.
