2010 – September 20 (Lock and handle from our garage door)

  • I didn’t feel threatened by my wife’s vibrator until I used it to remove the lock and handle from our garage door.
  • Glee starts tomorrow! I’m so excited that my wife and kids are hitting a premier party that my vodka and nipple clamps are already chilling!
  • Our neighbour’s hot S&M moans turned out to be their heat pump in defrost mode. Yeah, less guilt sneaking in to their backyard tonight.
  • Tonight, one bottle of wine = one tweet. Twitter is expensive! I wish glue would be as effective here as they seem to be on Facebook.
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