- On Saturdays, I like to go to Best Buy and make their Geek Squad cry by handling the floor model laptops as if they were 1920s typewriters.
- “I’m sorry, sir, would you mind if I wash your back?” See? They are sneakier in the Canadian prison showers.
- My 5-year-old is sick and home from school for the first time. To show him that it’s not all fun being home, I’m making him listen to Enya.
