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- Currently using my daughter’s iTouch to read your tweets. Also, reading her emails and writing shit on her Facebook page.
- Ran out of pain killers 4 days early. The good news? None! Absolutely noth… Hey! The pixies have left!
- This morning, my doctor ordered me to bed and keeping my leg up for 72 hours. 19 minutes and I’m already bored, and I have wet myself.