- “Honeybuns, I got you a George Clooney movie and a box of wine.” Surreptitious foreplay… It works.
- My oldest daughter is incredibly hormonal right now. Everything makes her cry; music, me cutting her bangs when she sleeps, even Glee!
- I don’t do it for the “thank you”; I hold the door open for you because it’s the right thing to do. Also, I want to check out your ass.
