2010 – September 5 (George Clooney movie and a box of wine)

  • “Honeybuns, I got you a George Clooney movie and a box of wine.” Surreptitious foreplay… It works.
  • My oldest daughter is incredibly hormonal right now. Everything makes her cry; music, me cutting her bangs when she sleeps, even Glee!
  • I don’t do it for the “thank you”; I hold the door open for you because it’s the right thing to do. Also, I want to check out your ass.
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