- Lately, I have been starred by Germans, it’s flattering… but also disturbing because I haven’t posted anything about fisting since never.
- My best sex move is the ‘Forward Triple Hip Thrust’, learned at a Best Buy when buying a Nintendo Wii for the kids on the release date.
- She’s withholding sex and I’m naked in the bathroom with my laptop and a bottle of Stroh 80. #Winning
- Hungover… Monday last night, and now it’s Sunday. Grew an extra finger; cut it off, and now I have seven. Explain in mathematical terms.
