2011 – April 2 (Sanding and priming)

Posted on April 2, 2011 by Beerhaze

  • I finished all sanding and priming… My penis is so hard, I could break a dinner plate on it. Related: steak, beer, and at least a handjob!
  • Yes, my 5-year-old is brilliant but still wakes me up and says, “Dad, I need to throw up!” three second before he throws ups…#HellNight
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