- When I can find my wife’s clitoris without having my ears pulled, and I’m super-rich, I’m hiring Kenny G to perform sax solos when she cums.
- Grandma, can you toss my salad? “I would love to, dear…” and I laugh, and laugh because the weed is that good, and it really tickles.
- My daughter added a permanent, blue, freak streak in her hair without permission. I think it looks nice… hanging off my computer monitor.
