2011 – April 8 (Licking the Nike logo)
- I just spilled some BBQ sauce and ended up licking the Nike logo off of my t-shirt. Ladies?
- I saw my first bee of the year today. Related: I shit my pants (while sober) for the first time this year.
- When a mom at school smiles at me, I tell her that my son talks a lot… and that I don’t play the accordion, also not hung like a donkey.
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