2011 – August 10 (Never trained my dog)

  • Ladies, I never trained my dog to do this but if you walk with a limp, he and I will bark at you until you show us your tits.
  • Guys, when you aim at the urinal cake and piss all over the floor – just sit the fuck down. There’s no shame in that. Even Oprah does it.
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