2011 – August 22 (Prison shower and you bend over)

  • Guys, do you also have a reoccurring dream where you are in a prison shower and you bend over, and there’s no fucking hair conditioner left?
  • Weed brings cookies and girl guides to my door. Also, spider people and real, living, breathing, elves – but they never have any cookies.
  • If you are a married man but never fantasize about gay men… taking your wife shopping for bedding, in your place; you are, in fact gay.
  • If you are a married man but never fantasize about gay men… taking your wife shopping for bedding, in your place; you are, in fact gay.
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