2011 – August 24 (Wedding anniversary today)

  • Wedding anniversary today. Number 15 or 16… We took our kids and some of their friends to a water park, and I didn’t drown any of them!
  • We went to the zoo today. They smell… I threw up by the llamas, smoked up by the yaks and shit myself by the hippos, and nobody noticed!
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