2011 – August 29 (Ask me to shuck oysters)

  • I’m not a comedian! Promise, if you want to see me in person, sweating profusely, just come on over and ask me to shuck oysters.
  • The annoying Puerto Rican with sideburns who accepted the award for Lady Gaga – imagine him with a moustache and dick: just like her!
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