2011 – August 30 (Brad Pitt is turned down too)

Posted on August 30, 2011 by Beerhaze

  • I’m sure Brad Pitt is turned down too and has to resort to jerking off to The Food Network like the rest of us. Amirite’? Hello? Hellooooo?
  • When my wife shoves the TV remote up my ass at 4am, it always takes me a second to realize that it’s not foreplay, but MTV at full blast.
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