2011 – February 21 (Neighbours are selling)

  • Neighbours are selling! Finally! I would have helped the realtor with the ‘For Sale’ sign but I couldn’t find my wife’s crotchless panties.
  • My 5-year-old and I are both home sick as hell. He’s being very good! I’m so proud how he stumbles downstairs to get me cold beers.
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