2011 – February 22 (Bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon)

  • If not for that extra bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon 5 years ago, my son would not have been here today to delete my porn stash on the laptop.
  • Tip! Guys, the longer you are married, the easier it gets… but why wait… when you can push her down the stairs today?
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