2011 – February 24 (Free pills are free pills)

  • Mmm… Sorry for the improptu bummer tweets… Worried as hell. I mean, free pills are free pills! Nah, didn’t help – we are still worried.
  • Get well soon, Amanda! And if you get more cool pills – stash them under your pillow for me.
  • My friend who fractured her knee ice skating – blood cloths! Went through her heart and are now in her lungs. God has fucked up priorities!
  • I saw Dora The Explorer hug a monkey, and my subsequent erection registered 0.02 on the Richter Scale. Nothing on Yahoo News yet… Weird!
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