- I learned my best sex moves from ’tilting’ the Baywatch pinball machine.
- Dear Egyptians, before getting in to rock throwing duels – dip in to your hockey trunks and fish out the helmets. Love, Canadians.
- Tip! When having a drunken bubble bath – don’t order your wife to shovel the back porch so the dog can get out and pee. They hate that too.
