2011 – February 3 (Baywatch pinball machine)

  • I learned my best sex moves from ’tilting’ the Baywatch pinball machine.
  • Dear Egyptians, before getting in to rock throwing duels – dip in to your hockey trunks and fish out the helmets. Love, Canadians.
  • Tip! When having a drunken bubble bath – don’t order your wife to shovel the back porch so the dog can get out and pee. They hate that too.
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