2011 – February 7 (For Valentine’s Day)

  • Tip! For Valentine’s Day, get your wife a ‘Build-A-Bear’ with a huge nut sack to cuddle with. But stuff it rock hard… That’ll teach her!
  • Cooper played with a friend’s pot bellied pig today. Cute! My puppy taught the pig basic math, and the pig taught him how to shit on shoes.
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