2011 – February 9 (Beer and a hug)

  • I need a beer and a hug.
  • The upside to a vasectomy? Ease of mind once the nighmares and night terrors subside.
  • PSA for married dudes: Please, don’t sweat it! Supposedly, only 129-year-old German nurses/weight lifters prep vasectomies.
  • AP: ‘Congresswoman shot in head starts talking, asks for toast’. If ever me – give me a beer! Too soon? Okay, I’ll see myself out.
  • I’m not picky… Honestly, I don’t mind hugs. Especially, the ‘squish your boobs from my belly button up to my forehead’ kind of hugs.
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