2011 – January 17 (Life is indeed beautiful)
- Roaring fireplace. Home alone. Beer in the fridge. Unwatched Mythbusters and porn on the PVR… Life is indeed beautiful.
- Dude, it’s not a ‘satchel’ if it has rhinestones in the shape of a heart on it.
- My son, 5, asked his sisters for a purse to carry his stuff around in. It contains his wallet, Skittles, crayons and paper. Oh, and my tears.
- I dreamt I was in a threesome with Megan Fox and Stephen Hawking. I was good! Well, Stephen was less than stellar… kind of lame actually.
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