- My son’s playmate claims his mom makes better grilled cheese sandwiches than me. Bullshit! I only use the best blue cheese and red onions.
- Tip! The Mr. Clean® Magic Eraser® is great for making your ‘mystery’ stains look like semen stains.
- That was Steven Tyler on American Idol last night? I could have sworn it was the fucked up poltergeist that lives in our basement walls…
