2011 – January 20 (Better grilled cheese sandwiches)

  • My son’s playmate claims his mom makes better grilled cheese sandwiches than me. Bullshit! I only use the best blue cheese and red onions.
  • Tip! The Mr. Clean® Magic Eraser® is great for making your ‘mystery’ stains look like semen stains.
  • That was Steven Tyler on American Idol last night? I could have sworn it was the fucked up poltergeist that lives in our basement walls…
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