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- What I find awkward about social media is that grown men still LOL when they have resigned to the fact that they have nothing to say. LOL!
- I have been at over 30 job interviews now and I’m beginning to suspect that all your fucking “Pro Tips” are fuckin’ demented! That is all…
- Left! Right! Left! Right! Right! Right! Right! Down… Down… Up! Left! Left! Down… Down… Up! Nooo! DOWN!!! YEEEEEES!#18WordsDuringSex
- I can’t wait for the football games! Wife upstairs yelling at the TV; me downstairs, naked from the waist down in front of the computer…
- You know when you find a perfectly shaped cabbage that makes you forget all about Twitter, stars and hot sweaty ladies? No? Well, it’s nice!