2011 – January 31 (Contained stem cells)

  • I had this sweet dream where my semen contained stem cells, and I sold my waste basket and bought the planet!
  • Good news! A friend of mine fractured her knee cap while skating on a pond. And she doesn’t need all her painkillers after surgery!
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