2011 – July 2 (Your relationship is in trouble)

  • You know your relationship is in trouble when you pass out on the couch; she doesn’t wake you up for sex but instead checks your pulse.
  • My perv radar lights up like a Christmas tree when you say that my daughter is turning in to a ‘nice young lady’. I also spit in your drink.
  • Sneaking a push-up bra is a sin. – Moses Beerhaze
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